22

    May

  1. magnezen:

Gingers, fight back
No soul - no conscience!

    magnezen:

    Gingers, fight back

    No soul - no conscience!

  2. Source: for-redheads
    20

    May

  3. scarygoround:

She Hulk & Kitty Pryde, Attorneys
In the thick of a fever dream on Friday night, I attempted to pitch the idea above to Marvel. I wasn’t well. Marvel were represented by an unrecognisable, fat, Stan Lee and “Avi Abrams Jr”. My reasoning was non-excellent:
“It’s what women want”“Remember Ally McBeal?” “I think we can get the courts involved”
Like I say, I really wasn’t well. But I drew it anyway, just for YOU. 

    scarygoround:

    She Hulk & Kitty Pryde, Attorneys

    In the thick of a fever dream on Friday night, I attempted to pitch the idea above to Marvel. I wasn’t well. Marvel were represented by an unrecognisable, fat, Stan Lee and “Avi Abrams Jr”. My reasoning was non-excellent:

    “It’s what women want”
    “Remember Ally McBeal?” 
    “I think we can get the courts involved”

    Like I say, I really wasn’t well. But I drew it anyway, just for YOU. 

  4. Source: scarygoround
    18

    May

  5. New job

    Oh my god if my new coworker keeps sighing dramatically or doing deep yoga breaths or whatever she is doing every 5 minutes I am going to straight up punch her in the face.

    Obviously, I am only speaking figuratively, because she did it two more times while I was typing that sentence.

  6. 15

    May

  7. fakescientist:

bekkahhhh:

for Mel (how many of these have you been to? I’ve been to 7, most of them with you!)

8!

Arg, only 5, I have some work to do!

    fakescientist:

    bekkahhhh:

    for Mel (how many of these have you been to? I’ve been to 7, most of them with you!)

    8!

    Arg, only 5, I have some work to do!

    (Source: magickspells)

  8. 14

    May

  9. neil-gaiman:

Actually I suspect you can skip the first 8 if you just do the last one.

    neil-gaiman:

    Actually I suspect you can skip the first 8 if you just do the last one.

  10. Source: neil-gaiman
    12

    May

  11. Heather’s diet tips

    If you crave something sweet after dinner but already had a big dessert after lunch, make yourself a cocktail instead.

  12. 13

    Apr

  13. kateordie:

thewinchesterswagger:

I respect your argument but Canada has a glow-in-the-dark dinosaur quarter.(Source)

    kateordie:

    thewinchesterswagger:

    I respect your argument but Canada has a glow-in-the-dark dinosaur quarter.
    (Source)

  14. Source: kateordie
    13

    Apr

  15. Cute Irish boy starts talking to me at the bus stop. Batman comes up in the conversation, and a few minutes later he’s pulling out his Kindle.

  16. 05

    Apr

  17. kateordie:

Batman Family Protrait (by msutters)
This was sent to me and I love it so much - a theme party where everyone had to dress as Batman. Can I do this for my wedding?


Someone please throw me a party like this, okay? Thanks!

    kateordie:

    Batman Family Protrait (by msutters)

    This was sent to me and I love it so much - a theme party where everyone had to dress as Batman. Can I do this for my wedding?

    Someone please throw me a party like this, okay? Thanks!

  18. Source: kateordie
    03

    Apr

  19. On universal truths

    • Joe: reading P[ride] & P[rejudice] is effectively akin to reading the Iliad
    • Joe: an intricate contest in an alien society played out in alien terms for initially unclear stakes via alien rituals
    • Joe: like, thinking it's just about a romance story is like thinking the iliad is just about killing the most greeks
    • DeepOmega: christ, joe
    • DeepOmega: you accidentally retroactively described an episode of TNG
    • Joe: what
    • Joe: oh haha
    • DeepOmega: a planet full of jane austen characters
    • Joe: sure
    • Joe: Tau Ceti Park
    • Joe: it is a truth universally acknowledged that a captain in possession of a good starship must necessarily be in want of dilithium crystals
  20. Source: deepomega
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