Gingers, fight back
No soul - no conscience!
She Hulk & Kitty Pryde, Attorneys
In the thick of a fever dream on Friday night, I attempted to pitch the idea above to Marvel. I wasn’t well. Marvel were represented by an unrecognisable, fat, Stan Lee and “Avi Abrams Jr”. My reasoning was non-excellent:
“It’s what women want”
“Remember Ally McBeal?”
“I think we can get the courts involved”Like I say, I really wasn’t well. But I drew it anyway, just for YOU.
Oh my god if my new coworker keeps sighing dramatically or doing deep yoga breaths or whatever she is doing every 5 minutes I am going to straight up punch her in the face.
Obviously, I am only speaking figuratively, because she did it two more times while I was typing that sentence.
for Mel (how many of these have you been to? I’ve been to 7, most of them with you!)
8!
Arg, only 5, I have some work to do!
(Source: magickspells)
If you crave something sweet after dinner but already had a big dessert after lunch, make yourself a cocktail instead.
I respect your argument but Canada has a glow-in-the-dark dinosaur quarter.
(Source)
Cute Irish boy starts talking to me at the bus stop. Batman comes up in the conversation, and a few minutes later he’s pulling out his Kindle.